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Dr. Wednesday

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Well-irrigated sinuses are the hallmark of any healthy entity. It can't just all be about your butt! Dr. Wednesday understood this and pushed for new technologies during the poop craze that led to the creation of the MVT General Fecal Ward. While she works on the floor (and is often quite bored with it), she researches and develops non-poop-related health technologies.

Dr. Wednesday harbors an aptitude for medicine. She gets restless without continual stimulation. She has an extremely caring nature. She has native wit in excess. She is particularly knowledgeable and capable. She has numerous eccentric mannerisms.

Dr. Wednesday is into spontaneity, prefers romance films prefers, and has taken an interest in playing music. However, she doesn't care for having to watch horror movies, having anything to do with war movies, or being forced to hear country music. Dr. Wednesday is usually happy by the prospect of feeling some sick beatz by Ninho, watching the next episode of Katanagatari, and dining on bilberries as part of her regular rhythm.

Dr. Wednesday is best-known for the invention of the portable NasalPulse. Naturally, due to her constant proximity to feces, she developed the NasalPulse to run more efficiently when powered by Poop Fuel (rather than its default use of solar energy).

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29 YEARS OLD BORN 2012-07-07 Medical Intelligent Weird Kind Pragmatic Bored

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RATIO 90 : 1

Radience (131)

131 / 255

Causality (16)

16.4 / 128

Balance (21)

21.3 / 255

Chaos (133)

132.6 / 255

Intelligence (179)

178.5 / 255

Dexterity (77)

76.5 / 255

Efficacy (137)

136.6 / 255

Power (100)

100.3 / 255

Strength (46)

45.9 / 255

Influence (119)

119 / 255

Compassion (102)

102 / 255

Empathy (140)

140.3 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255