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Elton Ellenberg

If you're looking for social media royalty, look no further than @CastroCitySwan! Whether it's a no-star review for taint-waxing or his crush of the week, you can expect @CastroCitySwan to tell you about it with a full range of emotions and absolutely no filter.

@CastroCitySwan is an artist on social media. If there's one way to characterize @CastroCitySwan, it's unusually weird. He has a fire for beautiful romance. He is truly entertaining to be around. He is a social influencer and is very keen on desserts. He doesn't consider matters too seriously.

@CastroCitySwan loves getting other people's opinions before forming his own, prefers discovering the latest documentary films, and prefers reading non-fiction books rather often. Regardless, he dislikes watching war movies, the awful sounds of country music, and reading any kind of books about economics and investments. Getting lost in the pages of Uncommon Wisdom, honing his skills in Wave Race 64, and eating oranges make up @CastroCitySwan's common pursuits.

Nobody knows hashtags like this dude. Effin' nobody, brah.

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26 YEARS OLD BORN 2016-01-02 Social Media Artist Influencer Silly Fun Weird Sweet Tooth Romantic Creative Inner Strength Self-Affirming Dedicated

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RATIO 135 : 1

Radience (165)

165.2 / 255

Causality (21)

20.7 / 128

Balance (117)

117.3 / 255

Chaos (61)

61.2 / 255

Intelligence (115)

114.8 / 255

Dexterity (156)

155.6 / 255

Efficacy (179)

178.5 / 255

Power (122)

121.6 / 255

Strength (94)

94.4 / 255

Influence (139)

138.6 / 255

Compassion (145)

145.4 / 255

Empathy (130)

130.1 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255