BM, why can't you control your hair? It's probably the cause of all your problems. Ugh...boys are like whatever sometimes.

BM has a cheerfully silly approach to the world that just won't quit. He is a bit of weird and is fond of ASMR. He occasionally is burdened by moments of anxiousness. He feels tormented by boredom without any trouble.

BM likes taking action to care for the environment, watching sci-fi movies, and reading entertainment magazines. He isn't a fan of making purchases with a credit card, romance films, and being forced to hear country music. You'll usually find BM curling up to read the wonderful pages of The World's Greatest Short Stories, honing his skills in Rattus, and chilling out and watching Kalifornia in a normal week.

After you go to sleep at night, I will barely audibly recordings of hair brushing for your nocturnal benefit. That is my gift to you, BM.

BM is totally obsessed with that episode of Color Sample Wars where Topical Ointment White obliterated Marigold where Topical Ointment White pulled out dope win after dope win like a boss. It was a veritable vanquishment for Marigold that inspired a generation.