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Laureanne Novak

You'll often find Lannie in the MVT General Cafeteria because it's her favorite place to eat. It's something about the scent of the fecal ward that whets her appetite. It's not quite as disgusting as it sounds, and samples from the National Gut Biome are perfectly healthy to consume anyway, but it's still not a quality I'd wish on anyone. People often find it difficult to prevent drawing conclusions about what her love of fecal aromas says about her other interests. I can assure you, however, that it doesn't affect her life in any other way. It's just something most people find hard to believe.

Lannie can be somewhat of socially inhibited when meeting people for the first time. She readily embraces chaos and has a distinctive demeanor. She at times suffers from nervous twinges. She isn't somebody you can count on.

Lannie enjoys useful things, a good dramatic film, and making her annual bowel movement while discovering new classical music. Nevertheless, she doesn't like spontaneity, watching sci-fi movies, or reading any kind of autobiographical material. Lannie's typically off scarfing down ketchups, chilling out and watching NOVA, and using their professional skills in quality control.

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22 YEARS OLD BORN 2020-03-03 Shy Anxious Chaotic Unreliable Unique Longing Alert Agile Mercy

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 50 : 1

Radience (90)

89.7 / 255

Causality (11)

11.2 / 128

Balance (31)

30.7 / 255

Chaos (89)

89.3 / 255

Intelligence (51)

51 / 255

Dexterity (115)

114.8 / 255

Efficacy (59)

58.5 / 255

Power (102)

102 / 255

Strength (140)

140.3 / 255

Influence (80)

79.9 / 255

Compassion (74)

74 / 255

Empathy (63)

62.5 / 255

Companionship (223)

222.9 / 255