Remedios Dragovich
Perhaps my favorite thing about Remmie is that he wears a hoodie and is exclusively not a hacker! That's a rare thing to see these days. However, his interest in computer science and technology might make a less-knowledgeable person mistake him for one otherwise. However, the only reason he wears the hoodie is because he has a very cold head. Heat may rise, but it rises right out of Remmie's scalp and into the fluid we call air.
There is very little that Remmie doesn't already know. Many specific details about Remmie endure as unknowns. It's frequently observed that he has an absurd amount of confidence. He regularly acts in an aggressive manner. He is reflective and thoughtful in a kind of philosphical way.
Remmie loves taking action to care for the environment, likes taking a long walk with a background soundtrack of Latin music, and has taken an interest in reading non-fiction books. He isn't a fan of subjecting himself to war movies, a good dramatic film, or being subjected to the pointless noise of country music. In a typical Remmie day, he will be working on some computer programming, taking a break with a game of Yars Revenge, and watching any episode of The Pharmacist.
Oh, by the way, Remmie's cold head is the primary reason he was permitted citizenship in Mountain Viewtopia. We're still not sure what causes it and wanted to study him. He wasn't exactly thrilled by the reason, but given the alternative it was an easy decision to accept our invitation. I wouldn't say he's exactly flourished in our society, but he's certainly made good use of his circumstances and even managed some decent contributions at such a young age. He makes an effort every Sunday to contribute new data to my data sets. Usually they're really bad nature drawings but I enjoy them. Sometimes talent isn't everything.
Remmie's absolute favorite episode of the acclaimed hit show Color Sample Wars when Electric Lime couldn't visually harmonize with a corncob.