Doctor Judyann Nilsdotter
Dr. Nilsdotter knows that laughter isn't the best medicine, technically-speaking, but that people like it a lot more than actual medicine. With this in mind, she always brings her sense of humor to her work and her patients thank her for it. It's fitting, as Dr. Nilsdotter is the resident neuropsychologist who performs psychological assessments before and after every metafecal transplant to ensure no dangerous mental abnormalities have presented or remain uncorrected post-procedure.
Dr. Nilsdotter possesses a great medical proficiency. Not many people are as truly a lot of fun as Dr. Nilsdotter. She doesn't take life like a somber curse but, by preference, like a silly adventure. She typically tries to be nice to everybody. She is extremely intelligent. She is completely captivating and full of charm.
Dr. Nilsdotter enjoys useful things, working, and playing music. She doesn't like working out at the gym, a good dramatic film, or listening to country music. Dr. Nilsdotter's always wrapping up some project planning, playing a game of King of Tokyo, and drinking ginger ales.
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