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Judge Betty

Judge Betty White

While Sakenomi Hayashi and I tend to make a lot of legal decisions, on the rare occasions are public trial is needed a judge has to run the day-to-day affairs of the case. The citizens of greater Mountain Viewtopia voted on who they'd like to judge their trials, should one every be necessary, and the vote was thoroughly in favor of Betty White. Unfortunately, at the time, she was dead so...we maybe exumed her corpse and cloned her? And by maybe I mean that is a fairly accurate account of what happened. It was just a finger, though! And she's been having a grand old time.

Judge Betty has a professional demeanor. She is a helper-type. She strives for social justice and is a caring indvidual. She has been known to judge others. She commonly strives to be nice to everybody.

Judge Betty loves working, prefers rocking out to musicals, and adores getting lost in the pages of non-fiction books. She isn't a fan of working out at the gym, having anything to do with action movies, and the pointless noise of country music. Most days Judge Betty will be off wrapping up some information technology, playing Moto GP, and filling up on acorn squashes.

For whatever reason, Judge Betty has been trying to have a meeting with Hunter Galloway for a very long time. Hunter, on the other hand, seems a little unaware of that situation. Something about all of that doesn't add up to me but every since we entered the World of Conclusion they've both been in Cloudvale, at the end of the Longest Staircase, and therefore well beyond my reach.

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120 YEARS OLD BORN 1922-01-07 Professional Judgmental Social Justice Caring Kind Helper

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 77 : 1

Radience (130)

130.1 / 255

Causality (16)

16.3 / 128

Balance (78)

77.5 / 255

Chaos (128)

127.5 / 255

Intelligence (38)

38.3 / 255

Dexterity (64)

63.8 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (51)

51 / 255

Strength (51)

51 / 255

Influence (89)

89.3 / 255

Compassion (166)

165.8 / 255

Empathy (102)

102 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255