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Adelaide Colletta

Adelaide's one of Rush LimBot's synthetic Nazi feminists (both an evil Nazi and, for some reason only Rush understands, a feminist). There are several useful and unique details about Adelaide but here's one that doesn't really matter: her epidermis contains a layer of graphene.

Adelaide has a very rough orientation. She is terribly anxious regarding certain affairs. She is an unappeasable and vile tyrannical butthole. She is proud of her intellect. There is next to nothing that she doesn't already know about. She goes beyond what is known and has faith in the sublime possibilities of what's to come. She will frequently hide things. She doesn't often feel comfortable in social gatherings. She imagines and thinks creatively.

Adelaide is partial to asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, prefers thoroughly watching documentary films, and favors rocking out to classical music a bit more than her other options. Nevertheless, she dislikes wearing comfortable clothing, working out at the gym, and helping others. In general, wrapping up some analytical skills, playing a good game of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, and eating gorgonzola cheese will be a significant chunk of Adelaide's routine. Last but not least, she enjoys committing murder.

Adelaide doesn't dream of electric sheep because that's stupid. People count sheep to sleep—they don't dream about them. That said, Adelaide has been known to count sheep that are produced through an electronic impulse in her body. But isn't that how all species of human make thoughts happen?

Adelaide has always had a butt that just won't quit, but it did retire after a savage butt accident she really prefers to keep to herself. But, if you have to know, it happened on a motorcycle. Obviously. The rest is best left up to your imagination.

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20 YEARS OLD BORN 2021-10-12 Butch Fascist Secretive Spiritual Creative Anxious Shy Intelligent Intellectual Cruelty Dedicated Longing Inner Strength Self-Affirming

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 99 : 1

Radience (127)

127.3 / 255

Causality (16)

15.9 / 128

Balance (120)

120.1 / 255

Chaos (140)

140.3 / 255

Intelligence (115)

114.8 / 255

Dexterity (166)

165.8 / 255

Efficacy (190)

190.2 / 255

Power (149)

148.8 / 255

Strength (166)

165.8 / 255

Influence (102)

102 / 255

Compassion (26)

25.5 / 255

Empathy (70)

70.1 / 255

Companionship (231)

230.5 / 255




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