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Jakeem Thorstad

There's a lot to like about Jakeem. Aside from just being really nice, he's got a good general attitude that keeps him proactively engaged with the world around him. It's kind of an amazing quality. It's basically the opposite of neediness. He's always finding a reason for being content and knows how to milk a moment for its vaue. You've really got to respect that way of living—and to have something like that figured out at such a young age, too...

Jakeem is very warm and uninhibited. Jakeem's always ahead of the latest trends. He has a very positive view of life. He is excellent at assisting other people. He is a loyal friend who will always be there for you. He has an acute understanding of style.

Jakeem is partial to working, prefers discovering new horror movies, and has taken an interest in getting lost in the pages of non-fiction books. He doesn't like working out at the gym, having anything to do with war movies, or having to watch action movies. When it comes to feeling some sick beatz by The Ronettes, watching Shisei Sasshin, and eating grapefruit Jakeem is routinely thrilled.

Jakeem's most highly-favored episode of the acclaimed show Color Wars is clearly the one with Rocky River Blue and Jazzberry Jam because Rocky River Blue was the guaranteed winner after being paired with cubes of astroturf and nobody saw it coming.

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16 YEARS OLD BORN 2025-07-31 Friendly Stylish Trendsetter Helpful Happy Reliable Friend Humility Eager

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 108 : 1

Radience (147)

147.4 / 255

Causality (18)

18.4 / 128

Balance (63)

62.6 / 255

Chaos (84)

84.2 / 255

Intelligence (94)

94.4 / 255

Dexterity (156)

155.6 / 255

Efficacy (147)

146.8 / 255

Power (107)

107.1 / 255

Strength (71)

71.4 / 255

Influence (134)

133.5 / 255

Compassion (151)

150.5 / 255

Empathy (122)

122.4 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255