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Alister Myeroth

Alister, why are you so shy all the time? Don't you want somebody to buy you a sandwich? I know you do. Everyone wants that, but it is, truly, what you desire most in life. It's how you know people care. It's how you receive love, Alister. If only you were brave enough to tell someone. Fortunately your good friend Logira is here to spill all your deepest, most personal-style secrets. Yeah bro, I got you.

Alister may be kind of shy when meeting new people for the first time. He perpetually likes to drink a glass of water whenever achievable. He usually tries to be nice to everybody. He has many self-esteem issues and has a quiet vocal timbre. He oftentimes feels uncomfortable in situations where he's inexperienced. He believes in metaphysical sovereignties exceeding us all.

Alister likes outdoor activities, a good dramatic film, and listening to Latin music. He doesn't enjoy making purchases with a credit card, having to watch action movies, and reading any kind of autobiographical material. Highlighting memorable excerpts from Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, enjoying the euphoric sounds of Jobe London, and filling up on quinces customarily make it into Alister's regimen.

Alister, I would buy you a sandwich. I would, really. You deserve to be happy.

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16 YEARS OLD BORN 2026-03-02 Shy Kind Insecure Spiritual Loves Water Anxious Soft-Spoken Flexible Inner Strength Introspective Self-Affirming

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 86 : 1

Radience (140)

140.3 / 255

Causality (18)

17.5 / 128

Balance (116)

115.8 / 255

Chaos (166)

165.8 / 255

Intelligence (64)

63.8 / 255

Dexterity (0)

0 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (51)

51 / 255

Strength (89)

89.3 / 255

Influence (77)

76.5 / 255

Compassion (166)

165.8 / 255

Empathy (115)

114.8 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255