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Willadean Bolger

If your socks weren't made by Willadean, you've done your feet a disservice. Willadean's Art Socks offer a level of quality you'll find nowhere else. As a craft synthesist, she uses special materials to weave beneficial properties into every thread. She doesn't solely provide an abundance of foot comfort but a series of unique performance boosts as well. If you don't like shoes or can't find a decent pair, you can always count on Willadean to provide an exceptional and affordable alternative.

Nobody can craft a badass pair of socks quite like Willadean can. She conceptualizes and muses creatively. She is a salesperson with a catalog of appliances and consumables. She is a particularly effective entrepreneur. She has a very artistically creative psychology. She transforms artisan crafts.

Willadean is partial to getting other people's opinions before forming her own, prefers watching and analyzing sci-fi movies, and favors rocking out to rock music much of the time. Still, she has an aversion to watching war movies, being subjected to R&B music, and bothering to read entertainment magazines. Streaming some tracks by Eden Hason, re-reading Scoop!, and watching the next episode of NHK ni Youkoso! make up a regular daily regimen for Willadean.

When Willadean isn't making or selling her art socks, she's often found spending time playing with the local Dog Rocco poop fuel generator.

Willadean was most engaged with that Color Sample Wars episode with Hot Magenta and Rosy Outlook given that Hot Magenta was clearly poised to trounce Rosy Outlook after making a stunning pairing with wads of bubblegum and nobody saw it coming.

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26 YEARS OLD BORN 2015-06-16 Sockmaster Creative Artistic Entrepreneur Retailer Craft Synthesist Conqueror of Challenges Mirror Dancer Determination

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 176 : 1

Radience (171)

170.9 / 255

Causality (21)

21.4 / 128

Balance (121)

121.1 / 255

Chaos (166)

165.8 / 255

Intelligence (179)

178.5 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (187)

187 / 255

Strength (128)

127.5 / 255

Influence (174)

174.3 / 255

Compassion (89)

89.3 / 255

Empathy (134)

133.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255