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Meshach

Meshach Farney

I've noticed that people have a really hard time talking to Meshach without wanting to just stick something in his mouth. The funny thing is that you totally can and he will not care. He thinks about it all of the time, too. What would it feel like if someone just had the nerve to waggle their finger around in my open, gaping mouth? At least, that's what he usually thinks about when he tries to style his hair like his idol Gary Busey, but then he sinks into his morning depression when it just falls flat.

Meshach has various strange mannerisms. He is a loyal friend and has a musical nature. He a neverending chasm of desperation. He is vivid, dauntless, and flamboyant. He is filled with charge and excitement most of the time.

Meshach is into wearing comfortable clothing, prefers streaming movies inspired by history, and has a preference for taking a short break while listening to the sounds of rock music much of the time. However, he doesn't like working out at the gym, having to watch adventure films, or wasting time reading entertainment magazines. On a typical day, Meshach will be streaming some tracks by Andy Williams, chilling out and watching Star Trek: Enterprise, and gobbling up guavas.

Seriously, Meshach just wants to get fingered in the mouth a little so don't be afraid. Even if he did bite you it would just be squishy.

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40 YEARS OLD BORN 2002-01-21 Weird Reliable Friend Flamboyant Excitable Musical Needy Survivor Adaptive Alert Experimental Thinker

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 99 : 1

Radience (143)

143.1 / 255

Causality (18)

17.9 / 128

Balance (88)

88 / 255

Chaos (41)

40.8 / 255

Intelligence (128)

127.5 / 255

Dexterity (89)

89.3 / 255

Efficacy (114)

113.8 / 255

Power (102)

102 / 255

Strength (89)

89.3 / 255

Influence (116)

115.6 / 255

Compassion (130)

130.1 / 255

Empathy (129)

128.8 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255

 

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