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Oppalens Metcalf

Don't ask Oppalens to go anywhere because she hates standard. She does, however, love spinning around in a chair. Unfortunately, she goes to PS518 and they only have swivel chairs at Academie Dauphin.

If there's one way to typify Oppalens, it's weird. Few people are as genuinely fun as Oppalens. She has an unusual interest in death. She can't seem to change that she's just straight-up awkward. She engages in new experiences.

Oppalens is into watching sci-fi movies, likes rocking out to rock music, and has fun reading non-fiction books. Still, she doesn't like working out at the gym, subjecting herself to action movies, or the pointless noise of country music. Oppalens will always prefer rapidly consuming the pages of Design with OpAmps, bathing in the aural auras emanating through the magnificent work of Sunanda Sharma, and scarfing down tamarillos as a substitute for dining on egg-washed demon pizza that knows the meaning of life and has taken a vow of silence in order to take that meaning to the grave—not because no one could handle it, but because it wants to die knowing that it could've saved all of humanity but chose not to.

As the cousin of Planino Poore, Oppalens often struggles to find time to hang with her friends. Her cousin can be very clingy because he misses the family they both left behind. Oppalens, on the other hand, has never looked back. I mean, she has never looked back at her life prior to Launch Day. Physically-speaking, she looks back all the time because she never gets out of her chair.

Oppalens is totally obsessed with that episode of Color Sample Wars Skinned Salmon Pink where obliterated OJ Red where Skinned Salmon Pink pulled out lit win after lit win. It was an annhilating defeat for OJ Red that inspired a generation.

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17 YEARS OLD BORN 2024-09-13 Weird Fun Eager Awkward Morbid Keen Intuition Mercy Longing

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 63 : 1

Radience (113)

113.2 / 255

Causality (14)

14.2 / 128

Balance (47)

46.9 / 255

Chaos (89)

89.3 / 255

Intelligence (77)

76.5 / 255

Dexterity (31)

30.6 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (76)

75.7 / 255

Strength (120)

119.9 / 255

Influence (75)

74.8 / 255

Compassion (117)

117.3 / 255

Empathy (97)

96.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255




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