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José

José Mahaffey

This kid could probably just run in a circle for the rest of his life and be fine with it. José , hands down, cares less about what he's doing in any given moment than anyone else in existence. It's not that he likes it or finds everything stimulating all the time—it's quite the opposite—yet his apathy knows no bounds. It seems as though he will just engage in some form of physical activity if he doesn't have an opportunity to play a prank on someone. What a strange cycle to trap yourself in.

José has the skillfulness and talent of a professional athlete. He has a short attention span and requires exciting diversions to fend off restlessness. He has an unusual attraction to all things death. He can be a little bit of lighthearted at both the best and worst of times. He likes playing weird pranks on people.

José loves taking action to care for the environment, prefers attending live events prefers, and is interested in burying his nose in non-fiction books. Still, he dislikes working, having to watch war movies, and wasting time reading entertainment magazines. Reading The Discovery of India, enjoying the euphoric sounds of Larry, and dining on star apples are normal activities in a normal day.

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15 YEARS OLD BORN 2026-07-24 Athletic Bored Silly Trickster Morbid Inner Strength Flexible Physical Worker Rarely Sits Child's Love Longing Agile

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 54 : 1

Radience (86)

86.3 / 255

Causality (11)

10.8 / 128

Balance (110)

109.7 / 255

Chaos (166)

165.8 / 255

Intelligence (61)

61.2 / 255

Dexterity (100)

99.5 / 255

Efficacy (61)

60.9 / 255

Power (126)

125.8 / 255

Strength (217)

216.8 / 255

Influence (71)

70.6 / 255

Compassion (51)

51 / 255

Empathy (56)

56.1 / 255

Companionship (154)

154 / 255

 

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