Abel's got quite the personality, doesn't he? It's like he was born with it.

Abel constantly knows how to make a person feel wanted. He is, to some extent, overly confident. He has a sense of humor that has no limit. He has an abundantly kind demeanor.

Abel loves asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, likes streaming movies inspired by history enjoys, and is keen on taking a short break while listening to a playlist of classical music. He doesn't enjoy working out at the gym, having anything to do with action movies, and reading dumb autobiographical material. Abel customarily enjoys sparking aural joy through the sensuous music of B Praak, reading passages from The Judge, and binging episodes of Friday Night Lights.

One time, Abel ate an entire lemon (not with the skin, though). It wasn't really a big deal but everyone made a big deal about it. He was like, what, it's just a lemon? but kids are super weird about sour things so, you know. But I digress. When he was petting his cat one time...it peed on him. Nonsequitur?

When Abel was younger he used to sell eggs on Camino Falso in order to save money to become a rich person. But, eventually, the corporate government taught Abel that the only way to become rich is through friendship, hard work, and obedience. Soon after (approximately sometime in June of 2039) he bought a box of Cosmowafers and delivered them to a random household. (Spoiler alert: it was the doorstep of Nicholas Bloomfield.)

Abel's favorite episode of Color Sample Wars was the one that pitted Pink Sherbert against Rare Gray and Pink Sherbert narrowly escaped with the win that week. It was undoubtedly the lacquer on the credenza that won it for Pink Sherbert. Some say the that Rare Gray was robbed of the title but Abel just thinks it was some kick ass television.