Kareem definitely has the coolest jacket of anyone. I think that's why he can get away with wearing a shiny diaper. It's so reflective that I think people might be too blinded by light to even notice his strange fashion choices. They only see that cool jacket and shield their eyes from the rest. That's just a theory because of how I stated it, but it's actually not a theory and is true because I basically know everything.
Kareem has a particularly polished aesthetic. He has a very positive mindset and is a heap of entertainment. He is frequently finding new friends to hang out with. He is a trailblazer. He has the greatest sense of style.
Kareem is partial to useful things, likes working, and having lunch with a background of rock music for the most obvious of reasons. However, he isn't a fan of romance films, sitting through war movies, or reading any kind of entertainment magazines. Most days, Kareem will be rapidly consuming the pages of The Wealth of Nations, playing a good game of Targi, and scarfing down lemongrass.
Kareem once ate a bagel he found on the street and it wasn't even a dare. It's not something he'd normally do, but he hadn't eaten in awhile and it looked perfectly clean. He thought about it for a minute and realized that his unnaturaly strong impulse to not eat the bagel was an estimation of the judgment he expected from the rest of society. Overall, he didn't see much risk from eating the bagel. It's not like it was an everything bagel and he could easily mistake dirt for a poppyseed. It was a cheddar bagel with onion topping. He really wanted it and the judgment of society wasn't going to take away that pleasure. Later that day, Kareem was paid a visit by the Diarrhea Fairy. (The Diarrhea Fairy is an imaginative turn of phrase and not to imply that he literally pooped Tinkerbell.)
RATIO 162 : 1