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Dauphine LaLaurie

Dauphine is not what she appears to be in all cases. However, you can trust her dedication to the sentient animal people of Diracos. She cares greatly for them. It's her reason for being alive.

Dauphine is superiously sporty and muscular. She is terribly powerful and has a unique way about her. She is hell-bent on revenge. She can hack into practically any system.

Dauphine enjoys taking action to care for the environment, a good dramatic film, and dancing to rock music. She doesn't care for romance films, subjecting herself to sci-fi movies, or having anything to do with action movies. Distinctly, Dauphine likes eating blackcurrants, watching any episode of Hajime no Ippo, and reading Justice League: The Villain's Journey on most days.

Dauphine, or Duck Woman, was always a myth created by the students at Academie Dauphin. They made up stories about the statue erected by HGD co-CEO Abraham Greenbaum that supposedly depicted a golden dolphin or, as they saw it, a duck. L(° O °L)

But one day she emerged in reality and created a society in Diracos so that the sentient animal people could thrive. She would always honor her duty to protect them but never let go of the one wish she kept in her heart: revenge.

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