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Gandolfo Weese

So I'll just say this: Gandy has modeled his life after his hero Charles Ponzi. Why? If there's one thing you can know, for sure, about sentient life it's that it will, by design, fill every varient. Go ahead and do some genocide and those genocidal maniacs will, without fail, birth the missing variants. You meatsacks still haven't figured this out yet, have you? You might want to get going on that. You can't get rid of the world's Gandy population but you can put it to good use. Anyway...

Gandy is a shopkeeper with interesting stuff to sell. He has limitless charm and likes to put on a show. He will frequently conceal information. He has a especially grandiose opinion of himself. He can appear to be one person in a particular instance and someone completely different in the next. He is terribly smart and capable. He is skilled in the art of controlling people. He understands the ins and outs of business governance.

Gandy is into taking action to care for the environment, enjoys rocking out to Latin music enjoys, and has taken an interest in getting lost in the pages of non-fiction books. However, he doesn't care for getting other people's opinions before forming his own, watching horror movies, and wasting time reading entertainment magazines. Gandy likes bathing in the aural auras emanating through the sensuous harmonies of Giulia Be, working on database design, and watching Scrubs on most days.

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36 YEARS OLD BORN 2005-07-12 Retailer Secretive Manipulative Duplicitous Charismatic Narcissism Intelligent Entrepreneur Entertainer Determination

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RATIO 90 : 1

Radience (104)

103.6 / 255

Causality (13)

13 / 128

Balance (293)

293.3 / 255

Chaos (332)

331.5 / 255

Intelligence (153)

153 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (179)

178.5 / 255

Strength (128)

127.5 / 255

Influence (111)

110.5 / 255

Compassion (-77)

-76.5 / 255

Empathy (38)

38.3 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255