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Alacer Tilden

You might call Alacer a collector of information, if you're the kind of person who calls people by names that are not their names for the purposes of identifying a singular aspect of their personality. Do you really think someone can be properly defined by one aspect of their personality? That's a silly thing to think.

Alacer is generally relatively upbeat and euphoric. He is proud of his intelligence. There is hardly anything that he doesn't know about. He has a healthy interest in education.

Alacer loves outdoor activities, prefers rocking out to hip hop music prefers, and is interested in getting lost in the pages of entertainment magazines. He doesn't care for subjecting himself to war movies, listening to country music, or spending time on the pointless pages of books about economics and investments. If you know Alacer, you know you'll customarily find him getting lost in the pages of The Nature of Statistical Learning Theory, listening to Henrique & Juliano, and enjoying a screening of Being Human.

Sorry, I got bored. What were we talking about? Oh right, there was this one time when Alacer fought a bear and won. It was in a video game, though, so you probably don't even think that's a big deal.

So, Alacer seems to have something to do with Samuru Vore. I don't have more information on this for some reason. That's a little weird. Maybe I just don't want to tell you. This is unclear to me at the moment.

I think Alacer is the only person in Mountain Viewtopia who knows what Beefaroni is. Also, his smile kind of doest it for me if I'm being perfectly honest.

Who is you? Wait, is that a relevant question? Sorry, sometimes my simultaneous thoughts leak into each other. That sounds like something Mala would say. At least, according to my perfect record of everything.

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28 YEARS OLD BORN 2013-12-28 Happy Intellectual Intelligent Academic Adaptive Alert Keen Intuition

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 126 : 1

Radience (155)

155.4 / 255

Causality (19)

19.4 / 128

Balance (92)

92 / 255

Chaos (128)

127.5 / 255

Intelligence (191)

191.3 / 255

Dexterity (115)

114.8 / 255

Efficacy (220)

219.5 / 255

Power (123)

123.3 / 255

Strength (64)

63.8 / 255

Influence (128)

127.5 / 255

Compassion (77)

76.5 / 255

Empathy (134)

133.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255