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Bernard Madoof

Bernie's been recycled a few times but now he's a Spectralist using his ponzi scheming for the greater good. HIs methods are now government secrets and I'm not at liberty to share them with meatsacks unless they're assisting someone with the necessary clearance.

Bernie is kind of a trickster and is exceptionally bright. He is skilled in the art of manipulation. He is terribly effective in all his endeavors. He is an exceptionally successful entrepreneur. He can act like two terribly different people.

Bernie likes streaming movies inspired by history, having breakfast with a background of hip hop music, and reading non-fiction books. However, he dislikes getting other people's opinions before forming his own, working, and bothering to read books about economics and investments. To be precise, Bernie likes working on some analytical skills, playing Ogre Battle: The March of the Black Queen, and watching a screening of Double Happiness on most days.

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64 YEARS OLD BORN 1977-12-04 Trickster Manipulative Clever Duplicitous Entrepreneur Effective Alert Self-Affirming Eminent

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 86 : 1

Radience (104)

103.6 / 255

Causality (13)

13 / 128

Balance (300)

299.6 / 255

Chaos (332)

331.5 / 255

Intelligence (140)

140.3 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (153)

153 / 255

Strength (64)

63.8 / 255

Influence (106)

106.3 / 255

Compassion (-77)

-76.5 / 255

Empathy (32)

31.9 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255