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Billy D

Billy Dewbre

Oh f*#$%# this kid. Sorry, but he is the worst. THE WORST.

Billy D has the moral character of a tyrant. He at times looks kind of rude and is a bit conceited. He is genuinely a romantic by nature. He never questions his Mama because Mama knows best.

Billy D loves taking action to care for the environment, prefers viewing the latest horror movies, and can prefer learning things while streaming a playlist of rock music sometimes. Nevertheless, he doesn't like getting other people's opinions before forming his own, having to watch war movies, or reading entertainment magazines. Gobbling up crab apples, consuming episodes of Line of Duty, and rapidly consuming the pages of Superman Earth One are customarily a large part of Billy D's common events.

Has Billy D impressed you as someone who has an inappropriate relationship with his mother? I could tell you the specifics, but you really don't want to know. It might not be what your lewd meatsack mind is thinking about right now, but it's somehow both more appropriate and considerably more disturbing. If you interact with him and his mother (Evangeline Dewbre) too much you're going to find out. Heed my warning or live with boundless regret.

Billy D loves the episode of Color Sample Wars that featured Banana Mania and Adrenaline Rush Taupe because Banana Mania was obviously incapable of losing after being paired with decorative hockey pucks and nobody saw it coming.

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12 YEARS OLD BORN 2030-04-10 Bully Rude Cocky Romantic Mama's Boy Duck Scout Badge Holder Mirror Dancer Self-Affirming Child's Love

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 9 : 1

Radience (35)

34.6 / 255

Causality (4)

4.3 / 128

Balance (185)

184.9 / 255

Chaos (158)

158.1 / 255

Intelligence (-10)

-10.2 / 255

Dexterity (51)

51 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (52)

51.9 / 255

Strength (115)

114.8 / 255

Influence (-1)

-0.9 / 255

Compassion (-43)

-43.4 / 255

Empathy (-27)

-26.8 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255




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