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Lionel Gaiman

Lionel is the official educational correspondant for Mountain View Action 4 News, teaching citizens about topics like why eating soap is bad for you and safeguarding your appendages when booting into a new operating system. (Lionel has some unfortunate personal experience with the latter.) Regardless, Lionel's true passion is the art of song. There's nothing his voice can't do (as long as it involves singing).

Lionel is a master of song and writes song lyrics. He very rarely passes up a chance to entertain other people. He is graphic, brave, and ostentatious. He is a terrific tapdancer. He is a spokesperson you have possibly seen in a public service announcement. He relishes biochemistry as a hobby.

Lionel enjoys asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, viewing the latest adventure films, and listening to country music. He isn't a fan of subjecting himself to sci-fi movies, bothering to read non-fiction books, or helping others. Diving into the wonderful world of God Created the Integers, playing World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, and chilling out and watching The Exorcist are a regular part of Lionel's daily routine.

If you happen to find Lionel's missing appendage I can assure you that he'd appreciate its safe return. You'd probably even get a reward.

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26 YEARS OLD BORN 2016-02-21 Songmaster Lyricist Biochemistry Hobbyist PSA Spokesperson Flamboyant Tap Dancer Entertainer Determination Deductive Reasoning Creative Pun-Obsessed Flexible

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 176 : 1

Radience (181)

181.3 / 255

Causality (23)

22.7 / 128

Balance (140)

140.3 / 255

Chaos (115)

114.8 / 255

Intelligence (168)

168.3 / 255

Dexterity (217)

216.8 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (162)

162.4 / 255

Strength (102)

102 / 255

Influence (167)

166.6 / 255

Compassion (115)

114.8 / 255

Empathy (142)

141.5 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255