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The Humph

Humphrey Crespo

Humphrey loves you as much as he loves himself—which is a lot! It's not that he's a narcissist or anything, but that he just doesn't seem to have a mechanism in his brain that filters his preferences very well. He just loves everyone and expects you to love him back. I suppose you can imagine the sorts of things that can lead to, but it's not everything his personality has to offer.

You might say that The Humph is bursting with confidence. If there's one way to characterize The Humph, it's eccentric. He is a caring indvidual and is very excitable. He can't stop talking about everyone else's business.

The Humph loves asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, prefers working, and prefers dancing to Latin music in many cases. However, he dislikes subjecting himself to horror movies, a good dramatic film, and reading stupid entertainment magazines. To be exact, The Humph's most common things include working on customer support, playing a good game of Legend of the Five Rings: The Card Game, and scarfing down grapes.

But we have to talk about that jacket, right? It looks like a pink bird is swalling his head and he's totally into it. Or what if he's actually a plant and the top of his chacket are just petals and the petals ate his body and just use his head as a prop to communicate with the world? I don't think that's true—okay, fine, I know it isn't—but doesn't it make more sense? I suppose that's only the case if you've met him. Meet him someday and try to make the judgment call: human or human head in the mouth of a giant plant? Only you can decide.

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25 YEARS OLD BORN 2016-08-18 Overconfident Weird Caring Gossip Excitable Self-Affirming Inner Strength Experimental Thinker Father's Love

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 90 : 1

Radience (133)

132.6 / 255

Causality (17)

16.6 / 128

Balance (78)

77.5 / 255

Chaos (115)

114.8 / 255

Intelligence (102)

102 / 255

Dexterity (38)

38.3 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (94)

93.5 / 255

Strength (140)

140.3 / 255

Influence (98)

97.8 / 255

Compassion (153)

153 / 255

Empathy (128)

127.5 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255