While most Sentient Animal People (SAPs) have chosen to adopted the ritual of wearing clothing, September Cuckstein is a Sentient Party Animal who prefers to live free and let it all hang out.
September is a raver and is such a party girl. She can't avoid the air of desperation that seems to follow behind her the world over. She will get some rest when she's dead. She will dance while conscious, irrespective of any context.
September likes getting other people's opinions before forming her own, watching and analyzing documentary films, and taking personality quizes while listening to a playlist of hip hop music. However, she doesn't like wearing comfortable clothing, watching war movies, and wasting time reading books about economics and investments. When it comes to dining on buttered clam croissants whose only purpose is to act as a temporary repository for broken dreams, September would rather be dining on fudge, re-watching A Goofy Movie, and rapidly consuming the pages of The Oxford book of Modern Science Writing on any day of the week.
A word to the wise: if you don't want September around, don't play dance music. She never misses an opportunity to dance.
September is totally obsessed with that episode of Color Sample Wars where Topical Ointment White obliterated Marigold where Topical Ointment White pulled out dope win after dope win like a boss. It was a veritable vanquishment for Marigold that inspired a generation.
RATIO 95 : 1