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Dr. Fischer

Doctor Holbert Fischer

When it comes to anal surgeries, Dr. Fischer is the best in the biz. If a metafecal transplant can't fix your butt, he can.

Dr. Fischer harbors medical expertise. He is supremely smart and is quite prudish. He has an exceptionally high opinion of himself. He can be kind of hypercritical.

Dr. Fischer enjoys working, watching sci-fi movies, and reading the wonderful stories found in autobiographical material. However, he doesn't like having anything to do with war movies, being subjected to country music, and being subjected to the unpleasant sounds of R&B music. Habitually, you can find Dr. Fischer rapidly consuming the pages of The Amulet of Samarkand, taking in the expert sounds of Mc Livinho, and binging episodes of Santa Clarita Diet.

Is it just me or is there a budding romance between Dr. Fischer and Doctor Lorraine Berkman? I mean, there is—well, was—at least two times in the supply closet but either people don't know or don't care. It's really too bad because the moments these two have together are inspiring. It's better than Cirque du Soleil.

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42 YEARS OLD BORN 1999-09-19 Medical Intelligent Narcissism Judgmental Prude Conqueror of Challenges Rarely Sits Determination Dedicated Adaptive Keen Intuition

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 207 : 1

Radience (184)

183.6 / 255

Causality (23)

23 / 128

Balance (125)

125 / 255

Chaos (130)

130.1 / 255

Intelligence (230)

229.5 / 255

Dexterity (242)

242.3 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (215)

215.1 / 255

Strength (173)

173.4 / 255

Influence (195)

194.7 / 255

Compassion (112)

112.2 / 255

Empathy (171)

170.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255