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Vernell Stanley

You may have already noticed, but Verne is kind of the only kid with an acne problem. And by acne problem I obviously don't mean a literal one because the National Gut Biome has basically erradicated the possibility. Verne seems to have some sort of obsession with traditional elements of puberty and is upset he can't experience them thanks to modern science. So those aren't pimples, my friend, but a very strange use of henna.

Verne has a good deal of nerdy interests. He will frequently keep secrets. He can frequently give the impression of being rather somewhat of inconsiderate. He is a serious busybody and isn't awfully capable.

Verne is into working, enjoys dancing to R&B music likes, and finds value in classical music. Nevertheless, he has an aversion to getting other people's opinions before forming his own, subjecting himself to sci-fi movies, and spending time on the pointless pages of entertainment magazines. For the most part, Verne likes munching on feijoas, watching any episode of Pose, and reading passages from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on most days.

Verne was basically dying over that Color Sample Wars episode with Tropical Rain Forest and Naval Base Seafarer's Blue where Tropical Rain Forest pulled out dope win after dope win like a boss. It was a humiliating vanquishment for Naval Base Seafarer's Blue that proved dreams really can come true.

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15 YEARS OLD BORN 2026-11-06 Nerdy Rude Gossip Ineffective Secretive Rarely Sits Adaptive Keen Intuition Sharp Duck Scout Badge Holder

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 9 : 1

Radience (31)

30.5 / 255

Causality (4)

3.8 / 128

Balance (106)

105.8 / 255

Chaos (128)

127.5 / 255

Intelligence (77)

76.5 / 255

Dexterity (49)

48.5 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (73)

73.1 / 255

Strength (94)

94.4 / 255

Influence (31)

30.6 / 255

Compassion (-33)

-33.2 / 255

Empathy (22)

21.7 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255