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Dr. Berkman

Doctor Lorraine Berkman

You might not realize at first glance, but Dr. Berkman is a wild woman. Just thinking about her makes me boil with passion. Woof! (っ´ω`c)♡ But she's more than just a salacious torrent of lust—she's also MVT General's resident appendage synthesist. Lose a body part? Worry not! Dr. Berkman will grow you a new one and glue it back on (so to speak—the actual process is actual more like burning but it's only painful to think about since Mountain Viewtopian water is, in essence, replete with neuroreceptor growth-inhibiting opioids).

Dr. Berkman has extensive medical training. If there's one way to characterize Dr. Berkman, it's weird. She favors a rational approach to most things. She is extraordinarily intelligent. She has a very positive view of life. She can transform constituents of the electromagnetic spectrum into other properties. She is verifiably fun to be around.

Dr. Berkman loves outdoor activities, likes watching the latest documentary films enjoys, and has taken an interest in cooking while playing classical music. She doesn't care for working out at the gym, having to watch action movies, or being subjected to country music. Dr. Berkman's often highlighting memorable excerpts from Murphy's Law, playing a game of Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception, and incessantly watching Like Water for Chocolate.

If you ever get a chance to watch Dr. Berkman do what she does in the hospital's ATM closet, don't miss it. Wow. Just...wow.

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39 YEARS OLD BORN 2002-05-23 Medical Intelligent Logical Fun Weird Happy Spectral Synthesist

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 203 : 1

Radience (196)

195.8 / 255

Causality (25)

24.5 / 128

Balance (138)

137.7 / 255

Chaos (117)

117.3 / 255

Intelligence (235)

234.6 / 255

Dexterity (158)

158.1 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (170)

170 / 255

Strength (117)

117.3 / 255

Influence (179)

178.5 / 255

Compassion (143)

142.8 / 255

Empathy (189)

188.7 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255