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Blob Fishman

Want a souvenir in Diracos? Blob's got everything you need! Not only is he a Prime Already Echo-Authorized Salesfish, but he also makes plenty of local artisan goods you'll enjoy for the rest of your life.

If there's one way to describe Blob, it's odd. He has a rather inflexible personality. He is very paranoid and is a fecal expert. He is a salesperson with a catalog of appliances and consumables. He is very studious and favors knowledge over almost anything else. He is a first-class chef.

Blob likes useful things, checking out the latest movies inspired by history, and reading just about any non-fiction books. That being said, he doesn't like working, having to watch war movies, and listening to country music. On a typical day, Blob will be entertaining himself with a game of Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3, binging episodes of Shingeki no Kyojin, and dining on blood oranges.

Typically Blob is a little slimey so keep that in mind before touching and/or licking him.

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37 YEARS OLD BORN 2004-10-30 Weird Paranoid Intellectual Fecal Expert Chef Rigid Retailer Shrewd Adaptive Keen Intuition Determination

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 189 : 1

Radience (198)

197.6 / 255

Causality (25)

24.7 / 128

Balance (207)

206.6 / 255

Chaos (49)

48.5 / 255

Intelligence (153)

153 / 255

Dexterity (179)

178.5 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (154)

153.9 / 255

Strength (130)

130.1 / 255

Influence (154)

153.9 / 255

Compassion (130)

130.1 / 255

Empathy (142)

141.5 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255