David MacNamara
Davey is the only intern currently working at HG Dynamics. Due to his age, he was hired to manage the Sparagamos production as youth have a higher tolerance for the plant's toxins. Unfortunately, Davey's immune system was overridden by the Sparagamos due to prolonged exposure. Whoops!
Davey has been victimized in the past. He has an insatiable desire for dessert. He is a bit of an accidental thief. He is tormented by Sparagamos Poisoning. He can be a little bit of silly at both the best and worst of times. He has an abundantly caring nature. He is a helper-type.
Davey enjoys getting other people's opinions before forming his own, taking action to care for the environment, and taking a shower and listening to Latin music. That being said, he dislikes outdoor activities, a good dramatic film, and being subjected to country music. You'll ordinarily find Davey working on digital media, playing a game of Dreams™, and chilling out and watching Parks and Recreation.
Davey must remain exposed to the Sparagamos tree for most hours of the day in order prevent dematerilization into the spacetime continuum. On the bright side, he can also now time-travel-teleport chocolate cakes from throughout history right into his HG Dynamics Time Pocket Portable Mini Fridge.
Davey enjoys saying the word bro and inventing full-contact competitive figure skating routines in the boundless reaches of his imagination.
Davey has nothing but love for that episode of Color Sample Wars with Lesbian Power Blazer Red and Shamrock when Lesbian Power Blazer Red got a sickening match with tar and Shamrock sacrificed its dignity by pairing with an aluminum can.