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Tom Joram

Despite Tom's highly-developed deductive reasoning, he doesn't share many of his conclusions. For example, he's very skeptical of the origins of Dauphine LaLaurie but still trusts her as the leader of Diracos and would rather just enjoy a quiet night at home than stir up any trouble.

Tom will frequently withhold information. He is an excellent tapdancer. He has a lot of dorky interests. He always wants to drink some delicious water. He has a knack for analytical thinking and deduction.

Tom loves wearing comfortable clothing, enjoys romance films, and prefers going to live events much of the time. Even so, he doesn't like subjecting himself to war movies, the painful noises of country music, or spending time on the pointless pages of autobiographical material. Tom loves playing a good game of Command & Conquer Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge, watching Martin Lawrence: You So Crazy, and like no other.

By the by, Tom's not only an avid tap-dancer but he often performs to compilations of conservative talk show clips against a lo-fi backbeat. In the privacy of his own home, of course.

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55 YEARS OLD BORN 1987-03-30 Secretive Loves Water Nerdy Tap Dancer Deductive Reasoning Rarely Sits Adaptive Keen Intuition Self-Affirming

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RATIO 117 : 1

Radience (145)

145 / 255

Causality (18)

18.1 / 128

Balance (152)

151.7 / 255

Chaos (122)

122.4 / 255

Intelligence (153)

153 / 255

Dexterity (176)

176 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (131)

130.9 / 255

Strength (64)

63.8 / 255

Influence (128)

127.5 / 255

Compassion (54)

53.6 / 255

Empathy (103)

103.3 / 255

Companionship (162)

161.7 / 255