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Luciano Wittenmeyer

Nobody has marketing chops quite like Lucé's. As a passionate student of human behavior, his market research and analysis provides the key metrics necessary to efficiently expose people to the products and services they'll cherish.

Lucé has limitless charm. He has limitless enthusiasm for his ambition. He can be somewhat of difficult to read. He has an abundance of compassion. He has an aptitude for logical thinking.

Lucé loves useful things, enjoys watching the best sci-fi movies, and prefers having a relaxing afternoon with a background of rap music in many cases. However, he has an aversion to romance films, having anything to do with action movies, and reading dumb autobiographical material. More often than not, honing his skills in TimeSplitters 2, curling up to read the wonderful pages of The Phantom of Manhattan, and re-watching Moonlight and Valentino will be a large portion of Lucé's routine.

Although Lucé can be easily misinterpreted as manipulative, his motives are pure. He loves people and only wants to connect them with things that will bring them happiness. Any negative consequences that may result from his behavior are fully unintentional.

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21 YEARS OLD BORN 2020-07-21 Charismatic Difficult to Read Ambitious Analytical Compassionate Antinomian Arborist Determination Conqueror of Challenges Survivor Eminent

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 270 : 1

Radience (226)

225.7 / 255

Causality (28)

28.2 / 128

Balance (204)

204 / 255

Chaos (51)

51 / 255

Intelligence (217)

216.8 / 255

Dexterity (230)

229.5 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (208)

208.3 / 255

Strength (179)

178.5 / 255

Influence (217)

216.8 / 255

Compassion (204)

204 / 255

Empathy (210)

210.4 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255